Why they were run outta England

Here is Crazy James our Aussie exchange student from the penal colonies. James put together a performance piece that had a fan hanging in the middle that was supposed to blow around his porcelain bells and eventually smash them. Hey our US porcelain must be tuffer than they're accustomed to Down Under. The piece turned out to be more of a chime than a smash. James did present some paper thin porcelain lamps that were very successful.
Detroit Jake got more of a roar from his sporting some ceramic bling bling.