Bloom where ya are planted!

This is not the town I thought I'd end up in but it's where I've been planted so I'm making it home. This week I planted raspberries bushes for my brothers, I have the iron tree for mum and the clematis for dad. Since I'm here I decided I don't need to plant flowers for my neighbours to enjoy. Oh, I did buy and plant 3 different hydranea plants this week- lime and pink, blue and maroon. I have good luck with hydraneas cause ya really can't kill em. So along with my daylilies I have flowers until fall for my dinner table. This is not a town of all white squeaky clean my poop don't stink folks. This is working class. Yep the ones falling thru the cracks as the rich look for tax loop holes. They work hard to hold on to their pot to piss in. I was mad at my neighbour cause he rarely cut his lawn that I referred to as a hay field. They are Mexican mennonites that make up 55% of our town. Talked to a couple that put 1,000,000 miles on their Volvo eighteen wheeler. He was rebuilding the engine. They drive tandem 24 hours a day. A trip to California and back every single week. It's what they do to maintain their pot to piss in. Don't you dare tell me that people don't want to work. Homes,golf courses and parks grow more turf grass than US farmers devote to corn, wheat and fruit trees. 40 million acres of grass in the US- oh I thought we had a water shortage. I went to the grocery store this morning straight outta the studio. Stood behind 4 young Mexican Mennonites buying flowers for their mums. When I paid for mine the cashier said "what kind of trouble are you in?" I said "I'm about to rob the liquor store". We both laughed. While my morning pots were drying in the sun I went for a 2 hour cycle in Amish Country. It's Sunday and they were all off to Church all white and squeaky clean with the weeks cow shit and their sweat bathed off of them. One day off, The Lords Day to hold on to their pot to piss in.
My lettuce that I snatch on my way in for dinner.
My tomatoes for salads and pasta.
My ladies since in Canada we are allowed 4 ladies per household. I figure possibly 3 will die in childbirth so that gives me a major harvest. Bloom where ya are planted. T

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Anonymous said…
Do the ladies have names, and do you talk to them?

Todd
Anonymous said…
National Lazy Mom's Day (September 6th, 2024) -Greatest Day Of The Year
How can moms be lazy? Get the kids to bring you breakfast in bed, rather than making their toast and porridge in the morning. Get your husband to drive you to work, or make the kids take the bus to school rather than drop them off at the gates. Best of all – order in a pizza and have a night off from cooking!

Mother's Day is OK, but it's better to be treated like a Queen on Lazy Mom's Day!

Peggy
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Cyndi said…
So glad you are writing again. You always make me smile.
Anonymous said…
I love pot luck parties!

Wild Wanda
Anonymous said…
What's your favorite brownie recipe?

Mary Jane

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