This is what it has come too!

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non
addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday
practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious /
... secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not
to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the
calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make our country great ( not to imply that Canada is
necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, please be advised that you are accepting
these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable on the proviso that there is no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any
of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by
law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at
the sole discretion of the wisher.

 MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!