I love her to bits!

I got a call today from Herm saying I got 2 bits of good information for you. Number 1 is that there are 3 gorgeous women in the showroom that want to make passionate love to you. I answered " Well that is good news, so what is the second bit? He said the wood guy just delivered 10 bundles of really dry walnut and he has 200 more bundles all cut to length and ready to fire. I answered "That is fantastic news!"!!!!!! You see, I wouldn't be one bit of good to a gorgeous woman if I was worried about the wood for the kiln.  The wood kiln has been my selfish mistress for almost 4 decades now. She is very demanding, spoiled and I love her to bits.