Another reason to hate ceramic squirrels
An item from the Seattle Times:
South Carolina authorities say Helen Williams, 44, angry at a man for not returning home with beer on Christmas, beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel. The Charleston County Sheriff's office says officers found a man covered with blood when they arrived at Williams' North Charleston home early Wednesday. Officers say the man told them Williams, angry that he didn't return with beer because stores were closed on Christmas Eve, grabbed a ceramic squirrel, beat him on the head and stabbed him in the shoulder and chest wit the object.